LOL He was already sudden death in every direction!
That’s all well and good, but I never wanted to talk to them that long. When the boy came in to meet me, and he did come in, and shook my hand, and he’d better shake my hand, I would look him directly in his eyes, and in my lowest, and calmest voice say “ Do you know what a Troy-Bilt Chipper Shredder is?
Rule Eight : The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. (IF YOU ANSWERED "YES" TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY.
Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car? Do you have an earring, nose ring, __Yes __No pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring?My daughter, in later years, told me a lot of her dates never even tried to kiss her good night, unless she forced the issue, and she couldn’t figure out why. When my daughter was a HS freshman, she got asked to prom by a Band Beast whom she, also a band beast, was not too sure of. Any gun cleaning around a young, wide-eyed boy works real well, LOL! "Me: "Only when I have to son, only when I have to..." This has been around for awhile.But she wanted to go to prom, so she asked me to be in the living room, CLEANING MY SHOTGUN, when he arrived for the pre-prom date. I didn’t know beady little eyes could get so large. I edited it long ago to personalize it, and not only actually use it for guys dating one of my 3 daughters 26 - 34, but also use it on the boyfriends of my daughters girlfriends if my daughters girlfriends approve - they kinda like it!Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. Rule Seven : As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget.If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating.